X-Lax works! Why don't you?

It's been a long time coming...I know. Don't really have too much time for blogging anymore. Although it is very therapeutic for me, I just can't seem to get away from the chaos at my job. Clinic is booming. The "big kahuna" has a new research study brewing in his big ass head of idea soup every 5 minutes. It's crazy around here. All work...no play kind of thing. Anyway, enough about that...I found time today!

It's like super cold here!!! I'm sure it's nothing like the temp up north, but dammit that's why I don't live there. I couldn't even imagine it.

My cousin is such a bum! WTF?!?! I just don't get it. How is someone 26 years old, no job and not looking, in school but might as well say she's not because she doesn't even go to class, just content with that? Check out yesterday's conversation between us...

Me: What's up?
Cuz: Nothing. Girl I am so constipated!
Me: Take some x-lax or something.
Cuz: No. Just give me a cigarette. That'll make me go.
Me: Here you go.
Cuz 10 minutes later: I just can't go to school.
Me: Why? Because you're constipated?!
Cuz: I just can't do it. My stomach is about to pop.
Me: Whatever

Ok, now I have a problem with this. First of all, she missed a whole week of school fucking around in G-Town and on her first day back in the D, she's too constipated to go? Have you ever known somebody to call into work because they're constipated? Nobody can pay me to understand this. Now, don't get me wrong...I do know what constipation feels like and it is not fun, but if I haven't been to school in a whole week (for no reason), I would suck that shit up and go. PERIOD!

She's constipated alright.....FULL OF SHIT!