Dick Day

Okay, so that's what I've named this day. Why, do you ask? Because all the dicks in this office want to piss all over the pussies, that's why! I apologize for the vulgar metaphor, but that's exactly how I feel. If a question is thrown my way, AND ONLY MY WAY, why does the dick feel like he has to talk over me? I know my job and I complete my tasks autonomously. I don't need somebody else to fuck my duck because I'm very much so capable of doing it myself! Seriously! And after the meeting is adjourned, I don't need "the dicks" having little side conversations about what Kee is going to do, how she's going to do it, and when. Hell no! That's not how it works around here. Now mind you, this is some last minute shit they want when it was previously talked about and everyone came to an agreement on what was priority. I did what I had to do, now you want me to have my patients, who happen to live out of state by the way, come in for an EXTRA visit when they are already scheduled? What the hell is that? Then you want them all to come in the next 2 fucking weeks? Gotta be kidding me! That is not what we discussed in the last meeting and I've already scheduled them for their normal appointments and CT scans. We can kill two birds with one stone and have everything done in 1 day so patients don't have to rearrange their schedules just for a damn 10 minute CT. I'm so pissed off because I've scheduled all of these patients to come in a 2 month window. So, in April all patients will have had their CT scans, plus their normal standard of care appointments in the same day and live happily ever after. That was the unanimous decision. That's what the hell I spent a whole day doing. I'm not changing it just because they have come to a completely different decision without me, yet it involves me. I'm just not fucking doing it. PERIOD. Dick or no dick, I can still fuck my own damn duck and I don't need help. Got it? GOOD!

Now I will say this...had we come to this agreement when it was initially discussed, please believe I wouldn't have had a problem getting these patients scheduled within the time frame that is now preferred. I would've had a whole month to work with. But 2 weeks later you want to come into my office and just tell me I have to get them scheduled in 2 weeks!? Uh, no! You better sitcho ass down somewhere. You do not write out my pay checks. Case closed...end of discussion.

Oh, yeah! And then you didn't even bother to say, thank you or I appreciate a job well done. NOTHING. Absolutely no appreciation what-so-ever. Ha. Unbelievable!