Apartment Blues

FINALLY! I'm all moved in. All that's left to do now is unpack. But you know what? I see now that me and the property staff will not get along very well at all. First of all, why do they have a damn 'out of office' sign up every single time I go there? The first time, I fell for it because they could very well be out showing property or something, but then, after a few more times, I said to myself "what the hell?!" I know they asses can't be this busy all the damn time. So, I go back and sure enough that big ass sign is up again. You know I'm pissed at this point, because I need to move my shit! Just give me my fucking key so I can move because at this point, I wanna fuck you up right now cause you playing with my emotions....I know that ain't too much to ask. Once I saw that sign, I creeped around the bushes on they asses and looked through the windows of the break room. How about every single person working in that office was in there chilling like they in the comfort of their own fucking home. WTF!!!! Laughing and giggling and just livin la vida loca! Get your lazy ass up and do your job, or I'm gonna bust a move on some damn body! This don't make no damn sense what-so-ever. Please excuse my french, but I do believe you agreed to and were aware of the content of this blog before entering.

Anyway, I get my key and all is going well as I'm moving, until I did the walk-thru. Uh, where's the hot water? Why are all these fucking holes in my walls? And I thought I moved out of Cedar Terrace a long time ago...what's up with this refrigerator? That ain't no refrigerator, that's definitely an ICE BOX! And on top of that, I got a nosey ass neighbor downstairs from me. Everytime I come outside I see her ass either peeping through the door or outside sweeping nothing but air. Don't shit be on that ground, so why the hell do you feel the need to bring your big head ass outside trying to be all up in my business. Sitcho ass down! PLEASE! Let me see, what else? I think that's it for now. My hot water finally did start to work, but this better not be an ongoing problem, or else all hell is gonna break loose. I'll give an update later as to how these lazy bitches gonna handle these problems. They better it get together or else they will hate me cause I have a feeling I'm gonna stay in they shit. Let's get it right people!