Just as Trifling as They Come!

Ok, not all men are full of shit, but the majority definitely are! Attn: MEN! If you see a woman that you may be interested in, please do not honk your horn! Don't say, "yo baby, yo baby, yo". Don't say "damn you fine". These are all signs of a no good, nothing ass brotha! I mean, come on now. If you don't know how to approach a woman with the appropriate mannerism, I suggest you keep it moving and find a hood rat or a hoe to pursue. I was driving back to my office after attending a health fair. Upon my arrival at a red light, some guy honks his horn out of nowhere. Naturally, I turned my head thinking maybe I know this person. He proceeds to roll his window down talking about, "yo what's up baby". Uh uh! Are you serious? First of all, you are driving a raggedy, 1947, squeaky pinto on some 20 inch rims. I almost choked from the smoke escaping the pipes in your car before I stopped. Your shirt was buttoned 1/2 way up and your taco meat was hanging all out for the world to see. That is not a good look pimp. I didn't want to be rude, but I sure wasn't about to give him the satisfaction of thinking he was getting somewhere, because clearly he was not! I gave him a fake smile and dialed my voicemail on my phone so I could pretend to be pre-occupied and not seem like I was ignoring him intentionally. He honks again so I look over and he's making hand gestures trying to hint around to me giving him my phone number. I don't think so playa! Sitcho ass down somewhere. I'm sure there is some woman out there for you, but I am definitely not the one. Men, this is the prime example of what not to do when you see someone of interest.

Anyway, TGIF ya'll! Have a great weekend :)