Random Swag

Thank GOD for my mama and my aunt! Without them, I'd be up shit's creek right now...for real! They came to my rescue immediately. Big ups to my Mama and Aunt Ros! I love ya'll...

I don't really have much to say today. This blog is just random. I slept really good last night. I was in bed by 9:30 and I actually woke up when my alarm clock went off, which by the way, never happens. I always have to sleep an extra 5 to 20 minutes every morning...depending on how I feel. Any hoo, I'm at work and clinic is running awfully slow today. Ya'll know what that means...the day is going to dawdle! It's only 9:36 and I already feel like I've been here all day.

Ok, why do people call your phone and if you don't answer, they call right back private? What the hell is that? Muthafucka, I know that is you. If I wanted to talk to yo ass, I would've picked up the first time. Don't play! Sitcho ass down... If you know me, you already know that I will turn my phone on silent in a New York minute and not think twice about it. If you aren't my mama, yo ass can wait until I feel like being bothered. Don't call me and say "what you doing?". No, what the fuck do you want?! I'm not trying to be mean or anything, because if you are calling me for a reason, I don't have a problem with that. But if you call me to breathe on the phone, that's a different story. Don't do that. PLEASE! I don't wanna see who can breathe the loudest! I don't have the time nor minutes for that shit. And stop sending me forwards on my cell phone talking bout, "If you love Jesus, prove it and send this to 10 ppl." I know I love Jesus and I don't have to prove it to you or your mama or anybody else for that matter. I will not have good luck and my phone will not ring in 5 minutes if I forward that stupid chain letter shit. Stop sending me that shit! I do not have unlimited text messaging and I do believe I was the last/only person to pay my phone bill. Do not text and ask what I'm doing! I'm not about to type a whole damn conversation in a text message! Come now! You should know this already. Why people? WHY???

Well that's all I got. Just some random swag....