Nobody Like You

I never had a friend quite like you.
Nobody I could trust enough to tell all my business to.
Nobody to call upon in my desperate times of need.
Nobody to sneak out the house with to smoke that good weed.
I never had a friend as loyal and as sincere as you.
Nobody that understands me and that I understand too.
Friends since kindergarten, remember the yellow class?
Yeah, I was transferred to the red, you had to stay with the bad asses!
Remember going to the dances at the boys and girls club?
We’d get dropped of on the corner because,
“Can’t nobody see us on the back of this truck!”
Or what about recording ourselves singing “If I Ever Fall In Love”?
We never got through the whole song cause we laughed too damn much.
How about that time we snuck to New Orleans, just you and me?
We had so much fun playing retarded bingo didn’t we?
You are the realist friend a person could ever ask for.
I’m Thelma and you’re Louise, who could possibly want more?
No matter what we went through, you always stayed the same.
I now know the meaning of true friends, and for that you’re the one to blame.
You’re funny, you’re honest, and you never placed judgment on me.
All these things I appreciate, so I’m grateful God allowed us to meet.
Without you as my friend, I don’t know where in life I’d be.
So, you keep dotting my I’s and I’ll keep crossing your T’s.
Agreed?